"Hey! It's the guy who took the penis!"

KG Session 1

The Festival

“At any large festival, there are sure to be a few mishaps. The second day of the Roinsrest festival was no exception. Somehow, a ferocious minotaur called “Gorog the Destroyer” broke free of his handler and began a terrible rampage. It seems the handler was the only civilian casualty, but his body was too badly trampled to examine.

“The minotaur was stopped by an unlikely group of heroes: A man called Blade, a hedge knight I’d never heard of, a great hulking man with a spear, and a female archer. Eyewitness testimony confirms that the beast’s horns were taken by the group as trophies, along with several… other parts…

“The four were rewarded by Lord Dior Fenn on behalf of the Crown.”

-Sir Kris Marlowe, Captain of the City Guard
“… the penis?…”

The Hunt

Though the King was preoccupied on some unspecified business, the hunt held in his honor proceeded as planned. Scores of noblemen and working men alike took to the Kingswood to see who could net the largest boar.

Our group of intrepid adventurers were able to find and kill a massive direboar and several of its children. Rumor has it that one of the boars was brought back alive to be kept as a pet by the group. We’ll see how that turns out.

-Jeremiah, DM
“I wish I took the penis.”

Additional Experience:

Best Roleplay: -———————-Blade +10XP
Highest Single-Hit Damage: -—Ahnastahsya +10XP
Most Damage Taken: -————Sir David Honey +10XP
DM’s Choice (Trophy-Grabber): Mikael Horne +10XP



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